Thursday, March 4, 2010

Does This Dress Make Me Look Fat?

"Does this dress make me look fat?" asks the post-guillotine likeness of Marie Antoinette.



This iconic woman caught my attention today. She's everywhere.

I sure hope I look better than she does when I get to goal. No wonder women have so many hangups about self-image. Look at what someone has used to define the essence of femininity in two colors.

I have some ideas for her makeover:

1) bigger hair
2) a belt
3) biceps
4) maybe a neck
5) hands and feet might help
6) a single nostril a la Picasso
7) shoes

Are those legs or popcicle sticks?

You guys have any better ideas?

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