Pants on the Ground

Well, it wasn't Larry Platt, but SOMEBODY told me yesterday that my pants were looking baggy. He prefaced it with "I'm not sure this will come across as a compliment, but"



Are you kidding me? If you told me my pants were on the ground, I wouldn't be offended.

My gracious response to the compliment, as I was taught by a nun in fifth grade, was "thanks for noticing".

Stay tuned for next month's big hit:

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground,
looking like a skinny with her
pants on the ground.